Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Laugh! its the best medicine..

Yeah in this post im about to write a joke that will either make you laugh till you fart or make you read my blog for the last time...and im hoping for the 1st one i just said..Coz you see, have you ever met someone who made a really stupid joke and they are waiting for you to laugh? I had those moments and what i did that time is make a blur face and pretended nothing happened....which wasnt a good idea bcoz they thought that i didnt hear the joke and so they repeat it again.......madness....

here i'm gonna give out jokes which is kinda hard to understand if you dont have a sense of humour or logicness...i got this jokes from friends,books...they made me Rolling On The Floor Laughing

im just gonna give 1 long story jokes and a ideo to calm down ur giggles..

On business in Mexico, three men got drunk and woke up in jail to learn they will be executed. None of them can recall what did they do to deserve it. The first man is put in the electric chair and is asked for his last words. he says "I'm from Saint Mark Divinity School and believe in the power of God to show the truth for the innocence". The switch then turned on,but nothing happens. The executers figured God wants the man alie bcoz he is innocent so they let the man go.

Then the second man got strapped in.he was asked for final words and he said "i'm from Harvard Law School and i believe in the power of justice to intervene on behalf of my innocent." The switch is turned, and again, nothing. The jailers let him go figuring law is on the man's side.

Then here comes the third guy."I'm studying engineering in MIT, and I believe in the power of Physics, that if you dont connect those two loose wires down there, you're not electrocuting anybody!"

for me this is an epic ending LOL so see ya next post,im clueless now

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